Assume Abigail to be a point object. Infinitesimal in size, zero in brain cells. A rodent in the sewers. She chews on her cheese. Sometimes she is happy. Sometimes she is sad. Fuck… that requires braincells! Did I prove myself wrong? Let’s chage our assumption. Assume this to be true: n(braincell(Abigail)) = n(braincell(mouse)) Why? Because I fucking said so! That’s why! Mice do as they please! Now do what you will, Acting-neuroscientists of the world. I am your little mouse. Put me in a cage. Shock me. Feed me. Starve me. Do to me what you will.