Assume Abigail to be a point object.
Infinitesimal in size, zero in brain cells.
A rodent in the sewers.
She chews on her cheese.
Sometimes she is happy.
Sometimes she is sad.
Fuck… that requires braincells!
Did I prove myself wrong? Let’s chage our assumption.
Assume this to be true:
n(braincell(Abigail)) = n(braincell(mouse))
Why? Because I fucking said so!
That’s why!
Mice do as they please! Now do what you will,
Acting-neuroscientists of the world.
I am your little mouse.
Put me in a cage.
Shock me.
Feed me.
Starve me.
Do to me what you will.